What habits do happy couples have?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:52

Me- I am sorry baby, I think you are Hungry.
She- you are the Best…
She continued….
What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?
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How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
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Regards
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Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
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She- I am not in a good mood today and it's all your fault.
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A Wannabe Engineer
After Receiving Food,
She- one Indi Tandoor Pizza, Stuffed Garlic Bread and Coke.
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Me- Ok done.
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Baby, Why you love me So much?
I Hate You So Much.
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Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
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